Welcome to my crappy world...

Welcome to my crappy world...
The inner landscape is often full of oxymorons...at least mine is!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Cry Baby!

My college life is getting over

I want to taste something which compliments my taste buds and there is no way that can happen with mess food

I don't want to study for exams but i want to come back to my college for prestigious reasons only( convocation, etc.). This leaves me with no option but to study and get passing marks :|

I want to cry loudly but i am tired of being called as a cry baby, but i think stopping myself from such tearful activity is beyond my will...seriously...

I am getting into a big bad mad world of work(that's what all my frens working say!) alike everybody around me but i feel god is being unfair only to me...Y god Y???

I am in a transition phase where people find it highly tiring and insulting to ask pappa mamma for mulaah...

I am getting older (it is the most yuck feeling) which makes me realize that i should make priorities now as i can't have everything and when i feel i am almost there, my mind says(very self-seeking i must say) "you have one life live it..y should i sacrifice?"..phew yet another war won by my need over my ego and there i go "pappa last few days of my college life please remit some money!" and the worst part is i feel more bad when he says yes.....

Now i know y ppl call me a cry baby...:-)
But, you know what????
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I love to cryyyyyyyyy ;-);-)
I literally feel that all my stupid crappy condensed thoughts are getting precipitated!
So, here i GO!


Monday, February 8, 2010

The "piyakkad" point of view

I often ponder over adjectives like humble & gracious and wonder if they are ever used to describe nouns that are blunt and impatient!

I derived this doubt out of a recent observation and decided to apply piyakkad's logic to unravel it. The scenes consists of 3 non ficticious characters sipping Beer [yes! they are all girls].

Scene 1

Split personality:  hey you look gorgeous!
humble beauty: [chuckles] Don't exaggerate...[sips beer]But, the spell is cast by you....[smiles]
Split personality: [chuckles] Oh come on...[chuckles]

Scene 2

Split personality: hey you look neat...So finally you took bath eh?/!...just kidding[neighs]
Blunt beauty: [sips beer] you look like you have spent some serious time in front of the mirror and still not satisfied[smirks]
Split personality: [waits for her to say 'just kidding']
Blunt beauty: [sips beer]
Split personality: [decides to storm away but remembers the rules of graciousness and pauses ] okay then have a nice time..c u later[smiles forcefully]
Blunt beauty: [sips beer]

I just felt that the following beer quotes would compliment the temperaments of theses three characters.

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly"- Blunt beauty

"I drink when i have a occasion and sometimes when i have no occasion"- Split personality

"Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it"- Humble beauty

This is no promotion for drinking. I lately realized that most of my close frens are Bewdas so just thought of envisaging their point of view and this is what i arrived at!

Sidelining the sophisticated definitions, from a piyakkad's dictionary.....

Humility- The inability/hesitance to get high
Bluntness- The involuntary reaction of puking after getting high
Grace- The voluntary habit of pausing between drinks
Impatience- The uneasiness experienced while waiting for drinks

Hope all the non-piyakkads [alike me] have taken this in the right spirit!



A closing thought....


" The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind" -Humphrey Bogart

CHEERS!!!!