Welcome to my crappy world...

Welcome to my crappy world...
The inner landscape is often full of oxymorons...at least mine is!

Saturday, January 16, 2010


Two years back when I started my post graduation at this esteemed institution:):):), we were two of us(actually it will b the same throughout our lives..hehe..)who had frens but no F.R.I.E.N.D.S  for both of us to hang out and be ourselves(as in to speak shitty stuff and still not feel disgusted ). But, now towards the fag end of my course we(can't be disclosed) got close to some real crappy(it's crapcorn ppl so crappy s a positive adjective) ppl who have added different shades of fun and masti to our lives...I ll miss these days but I m an optimist so I wish that none of us will lose even a tinge of

1.barbarism(because we are all pure sadists as we derive immense pleasure out of commenting on anything and everything dynamic and static :-))
2. Mispronunciation skills(hehe…we have a critic who controls his abusing skills while correcting us…u will soon be introduced to this dynamically static object )
3. cravings for super duper things at super duper timings with SUPER planning(biriyani-hyderabadi biriyani, khazi biriyani, reddy biriyani, buffalo’s milk, choco fantasy from coffee day and most importantly PANI PURI..HEHEHEHE…)
4. defence mechanisms( we are what we are! So we defend whatever we do/…this is the slogan which unites us!)
I have to mention about many other interesting ppl but these are the rare post graduate species who will stay my  F.R.I.E.N.D.S  forever..cheers!
Let me introduce them one by one in the chronological order of age!( how I love this!)
This s baiky…the reason behind choosing this pic was to partially protect his identity because he has verbally battered so many that they might want to take their revenge! He s the critic I was referring to who feels ripped when we add extra effects to some of the words which are not primarily meant for us. He s one of those leonines who don’t roar uncontrollably and unnecessarily to get noticed. He stays happily outside his den with a calm mind with jibes and free trailer gyan coming out of him every now and then. He s an anti feminist but man enuff to allow his woman to chase her dreams without any reservations. You will always remain my favourite critic baikyyyyyyyyy….

2. this is boda...hehe...
Meet the most photogenic guy of our gang and you will know why after u r done with scrolling over all the pics.
He opens his mouth solely to abuse me in Telugu and I enjoy it thoroughly as I don’t get the tiniest clue of what he s uttering. I remember studying n biology that Mastication(chewing process) and saliva secretion work in harmony to execute digestion in mouth (for the rest of us), but for our boda these two is accompanied with abuses for me! he is highly self obsessed..he has stored around 400 pics..ahem ahem..solo pics of himself in his mobile! He is another leo who automatically draws gals towards him due to his effortless gud looks but drives them away due to his specifications. if any body is a reddy or has got any reddy female frens please revert. The other specifications can be
dealt with if shortlisted for the finale.

3. this is our thirat iyer
he can be jailed for breach of identity as his ethnicity is totally screwed up(3/4th by himself and the quarter by others). I have deliberalety put this john abraham pose alike pic....all JC fans please ignore because i know that he will send this link to all the eligible iyer girls as it s not so moral according to him to show them these kinda pics directly to them!he s yet another leo who makes enough sounds for people to notice him and say giriisssssssssssssss!

he loves to make sisters but exhibits genuine brotherhood!
he pulls up his shoulders and walks so that he looks tall :)
matrimonial sites are blocked in our college due to his excessive usage
and for heaven's sake i love to abuse him:):):)

4. this is mogliiiiiiiiii

his birth is the most interesting phenomenon that has taken place since 1986 in hyderabad. He can pay 170 bucks for a movie ticket and doze amidst hundreds howling and hooting like a kadu paapa(kannada version of mogli :)). He s a highly accessorised man with his branded watch, branded clothes, branded and imported footwear, very expensive hoodies and not to forget his highly manoeuvrable avenger:). he s the cutest friend one can have and expects his friends to be cute too..lol...he s the laziest with the most untouchable routine but the most adored by all our gangmates.
you'll always remain my friend in deeds and needs mogliiiiiiiiiiiii

5. this is vinayak(just now i realised that he doesnt have a pet name..sheesh..shame on my part)

he may forget to take his phone from unknown places,
he may forget to pay his fees on time
he may forget to wish you "happy birthday" though the person next to him is wishing you
but he will not forget to say "ni amma" for every person who belongs to this ammaland(amma in south stands for mother)
he is the most easy going person i have come accross in my life and makes his own simple and cute appriasals of everything and everybody around...a lovely dancer but not so gud at singing( but he sings whenever u ask him:-)) A crazy driver and a has the sharpest sense of humour as he bursts out at ll my PJs:-)

6. this s reddysquare

I am sure he will freak out when he sees this pic..lol.... this once upon a time saint like person is no more a saint. he will defend saying that it is because of sahavasa dosham but let me give one information-his voice cracked recently..lol...he mocks at half the things by his inimitable laugh and he is an excellent carrom player!
he doesn't do anything without informing our boda and mostly listens to him...no wonder he s getting used to posing :)

7. this is our panda

he s the chubbiest and he hates it because ppl nearly molest him! he s the best male cook i have come across. he s the best host ever who makes sure that ur plate is filled before you ask for some more food..:)
we have many similarities..we both live for food, we love to miss classes, and we both are kannadigas at heart! (baikunth and mallus plz ignore the last one)..he s an active member of " convince-confuse-corrupt" sect of ppl..one of the founder members of the sin-city..cheers to all the fun we had!

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